watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.