I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
I told him it was alright.