So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different