I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks