how can u be prego again
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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