does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.