as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.