I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls