She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on