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(347): View more from New York

weddingsv make me drug and hornr

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(347): weddingsv make me drug and hornr http://tfl.nu/r9x4

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(912): View more from Georgia

i woke up with socks on this morning

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so?

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i didnt wear socks last night

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(912): i woke up with socks on this morning (485): so? (912): i didnt wear socks last night http://tfl.nu/lw6k

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(650): View more from California

sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.

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we had.

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well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.

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(650): sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter. (415): we had. (650): well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again. http://tfl.nu/lm7j

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(727): View more from Florida

im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night

(303): View more from Colorado

lol who won

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well im in the hospital right now so u tell me

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(727): im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night (303): lol who won (727): well im in the hospital right now so u tell me http://tfl.nu/pmtb

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Are you drinking alone?

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no, i'm watching house

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That doesn't count.

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wtf, then i'm always alone

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(601): Are you drinking alone? (662): no, i'm watching house (601): That doesn't count. (662): wtf, then i'm always alone http://tfl.nu/bvid

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(310): View more from California

I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set

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(310): I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set http://tfl.nu/e5hl

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(830): View more from Texas

I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.

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(830): I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk. http://tfl.nu/s9wt

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm drunk

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Is that why you're texting me

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Yes

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(405): I'm drunk (615): Is that why you're texting me (405): Yes http://tfl.nu/5xy8

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(925): View more from California

Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?

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Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through

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(925): Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen? (1-925): Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through http://tfl.nu/7r4x

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.

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(832): I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store. http://tfl.nu/hql1

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(732): View more from New Jersey

pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.

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(732): pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom. http://tfl.nu/lqbf

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(843): View more from South Carolina

If that was your dad, he is hot

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(843): If that was your dad, he is hot http://tfl.nu/drkt

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.

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(201): Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else. http://tfl.nu/yjnf

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(313): View more from Michigan

I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support

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(313): I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support http://tfl.nu/by3u

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

So how was he last night?

(617): View more from Massachusetts

Five-minute foot-long.

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(508): So how was he last night? (617): Five-minute foot-long. http://tfl.nu/89p0

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