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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.

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(405): I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account. http://tfl.nu/7g5v

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY

(614): View more from Ohio

handstands? WTF?

(405): View more from Oklahoma

she was a gymnast

(614): View more from Ohio

go to hell.

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(405): I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY (614): handstands? WTF? (405): she was a gymnast (614): go to hell. http://tfl.nu/pyfe

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(503): View more from Oregon

Me too!

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(503): Me too! http://tfl.nu/uciw

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works

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(601): I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works http://tfl.nu/8yse

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(313): View more from Michigan

I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy

(1-313): View more from Michigan

You shut your mouth

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(313): I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy (1-313): You shut your mouth http://tfl.nu/xp5b

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(513): View more from Ohio

someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet

(330): View more from Ohio

I'll alert the authorities

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(513): someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet (330): I'll alert the authorities http://tfl.nu/v6wq

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(415): View more from California

we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one

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(415): we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one http://tfl.nu/7sll

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels

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Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know

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(603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels (1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know http://tfl.nu/7nn4

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(707): View more from California

Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?

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(707): Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried? http://tfl.nu/0ae3

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(562): View more from California

hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available

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(562): hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available http://tfl.nu/v31e

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(773): View more from Illinois

Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...

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(773): Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision... http://tfl.nu/88cp

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(360): View more from Washington

I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.

(646): View more from New York

I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.

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(360): I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am. (646): I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ. http://tfl.nu/g49z

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(410): View more from Maryland

Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was

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(410): Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was http://tfl.nu/b47l

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I didn't shave. On purpose

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(704): I didn't shave. On purpose http://tfl.nu/ll6a

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(480): View more from Arizona

allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed

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(480): allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed http://tfl.nu/9co8

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