it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now