when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there