I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.