It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
This is the prime rib incident all over again
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."