Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."