Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season