Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.