It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"