Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Houston, we have a squirter
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet