i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.