So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here