they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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