Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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