He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.