annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.