My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.