i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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