hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience