Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink