I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
It's official drugs can't kill me