two words...techno handjob
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
it's great music for shaving your balls
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.