i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...