Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious