I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone