These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.