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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.