Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.