i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?