You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week