I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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