I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags