I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed