Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer