Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
is it fun? or sober?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink