so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.