hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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