They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.