I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back