did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.