dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.