Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.