My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
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It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.