Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.