It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.