I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave