I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.