They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?