Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
So squirting runs in the family.