I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Send us your Text From Last Night!
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?