Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?