When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
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Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.