This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles