Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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did i walk over a car last night?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.