Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs