And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.