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So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much

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(817): So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much http://tfl.nu/mbp8

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Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.

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(816): Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm. http://tfl.nu/bk02

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I stuck it in and pulled it out

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Did she like it?

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She giggled?

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She liked it

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(678): I stuck it in and pulled it out (1-678): Did she like it? (678): She giggled? (1-678): She liked it http://tfl.nu/eiw1

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Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.

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(206): Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend. http://tfl.nu/38e6

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(518): View more from New York

i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.

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(518): i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on. http://tfl.nu/22pm

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You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?

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Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.

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(905): You had a beer at 10:30 this morning? (1-905): Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol. http://tfl.nu/apvz

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rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?

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(314): rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places? http://tfl.nu/i464

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I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night

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(541): I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night http://tfl.nu/6f3k

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In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.

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(814): In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words. http://tfl.nu/vqcb

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went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever

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(607): went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever http://tfl.nu/r7ss

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Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.

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(518): Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf. http://tfl.nu/6o5h

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forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.

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(226): forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions. http://tfl.nu/kw3s

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before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.

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(775): before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal. http://tfl.nu/j0la

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I never want to see another naked old woman again.

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(724): I never want to see another naked old woman again. http://tfl.nu/5axh

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my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me

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(203): my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me http://tfl.nu/4hqg

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