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(778): View more from British Columbia

We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.

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(540): View more from Virginia

My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house

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(626): View more from California

How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.

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(518): View more from New York

I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.

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(772): View more from Florida

it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night

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(804): View more from Virginia

she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"

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(785): View more from Kansas

this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.

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