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I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy

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(208): I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy http://tfl.nu/tuq9

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(912): View more from Georgia

just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart

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(912): just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart http://tfl.nu/ug8y

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(502): View more from Kentucky

apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up

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basic color theory

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(502): apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up (1-502): basic color theory http://tfl.nu/ff46

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(205): View more from Alabama

soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out

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(205): soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out http://tfl.nu/q1wd

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.

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I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops

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(803): I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me. (803): I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops http://tfl.nu/kudg

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(828): View more from North Carolina

had another sex dream about alec baldwin...

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(828): had another sex dream about alec baldwin... http://tfl.nu/qec0

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(609): View more from New Jersey

walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.

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(609): walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice. http://tfl.nu/elke

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(954): View more from Florida

pedialite and red bull = repair kit

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(954): pedialite and red bull = repair kit http://tfl.nu/fijn

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(801): View more from Utah

I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high

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(801): I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high http://tfl.nu/0yq2

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock

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(202): why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock http://tfl.nu/5322

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(720): View more from Colorado

I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.

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(720): I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit. http://tfl.nu/09qd

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I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen

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(309): I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen http://tfl.nu/zk0c

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this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away

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(330): this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away http://tfl.nu/f28q

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i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...

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(724): i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it... http://tfl.nu/6i0l

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soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.

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(724): soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices. http://tfl.nu/oyfa

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