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How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?

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(609): How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does? http://tfl.nu/dymy

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I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.

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(847): I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags. http://tfl.nu/hgni

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i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control

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(716): i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control http://tfl.nu/09xh

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The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.

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(443): The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion. http://tfl.nu/57n6

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I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..

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Aren't you in 8th grade?

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9th, but that's not the point.

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(502): I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school.. (1-502): Aren't you in 8th grade? (502): 9th, but that's not the point. http://tfl.nu/te0g

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With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.

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(559): With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake. http://tfl.nu/no1z

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i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.

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(765): i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER. http://tfl.nu/2z74

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I am midnight drunk by noon

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(773): I am midnight drunk by noon http://tfl.nu/nu2g

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i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.

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(402): i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more. http://tfl.nu/blv6

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you're out of your mind

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you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear

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it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence

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(518): you're out of your mind (518): you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear (518): it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence http://tfl.nu/wmaw

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Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.

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(213): Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now. http://tfl.nu/tt7k

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I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.

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(720): I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch. http://tfl.nu/l2v2

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last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?

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(732): last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night? http://tfl.nu/rkjl

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Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand

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(848): Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand http://tfl.nu/3des

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Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.

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(909): Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome. http://tfl.nu/gu2z

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