i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
