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(520): View more from Arizona

I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.

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(520): I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs. http://tfl.nu/4glk

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(210): View more from Texas

so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....

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oh shit that had to have been awkward

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i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for

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(210): so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it..... (512): oh shit that had to have been awkward (210): i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for http://tfl.nu/r8iv

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(303): View more from Colorado

I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.

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(303): I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine. http://tfl.nu/vmvb

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(314): View more from Missouri

I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.

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(314): I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people. http://tfl.nu/5ctu

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(360): View more from Washington

Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.

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(360): Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news. http://tfl.nu/qxqs

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(406): View more from Montana

The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.

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(406): The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots. http://tfl.nu/c5g4

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(513): View more from Ohio

The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?

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(513): The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU? http://tfl.nu/gpmz

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(949): View more from California

...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail

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ps not my toothbrush awkward.

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(949): ...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail (949): ps not my toothbrush awkward. http://tfl.nu/7ox1

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(631): View more from New York

I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...

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(631): I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf... http://tfl.nu/qnwa

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(804): View more from Virginia

i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life

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(804): i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life http://tfl.nu/us99

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(734): View more from Michigan

I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.

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(734): I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue. http://tfl.nu/xccr

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(615): View more from Tennessee

drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.

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(615): drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked. http://tfl.nu/g4y8

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(843): View more from South Carolina

THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in

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Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.

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(843): THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in (843): Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine. http://tfl.nu/rmt2

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(416): View more from Ontario

I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.

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(416): I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon. http://tfl.nu/un6b

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(770): View more from Georgia

I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.

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(770): I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too. http://tfl.nu/c8jr

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