i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with