Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.