I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS