yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter