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(615): View more from Tennessee

Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night

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(615): Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night http://tfl.nu/5cyj

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?

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(780): Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top? http://tfl.nu/gcls

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(337): View more from Louisiana

The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party

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(337): The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party http://tfl.nu/w848

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(408): View more from California

You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.

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(408): You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien. http://tfl.nu/6kyj

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.

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(401): he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys. http://tfl.nu/w8m7

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(517): View more from Michigan

I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.

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(517): I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again. http://tfl.nu/bm5p

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(770): View more from Georgia

Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.

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(770): Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave. http://tfl.nu/avq0

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(352): View more from Florida

homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...

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so you did it...

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obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.

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(352): homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview... (1-352): so you did it... (352): obv...but still...it was inconsiderate. http://tfl.nu/j7x7

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers

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(617): i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers http://tfl.nu/ovgd

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Church boner. Awkwardddd

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(203): Church boner. Awkwardddd http://tfl.nu/s9a2

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.

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(724): are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations. http://tfl.nu/i5jg

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps

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(808): Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps http://tfl.nu/jjp1

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(703): View more from Virginia

look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys

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(703): look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys http://tfl.nu/ae48

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(734): View more from Michigan

Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.

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Haha did she know what fisting meant?

(734): View more from Michigan

Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself

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(734): Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that. (1-734): Haha did she know what fisting meant? (734): Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself http://tfl.nu/kykk

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(863): View more from Florida

We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.

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(863): We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits. http://tfl.nu/7sfp

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