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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan

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(252): Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan http://tfl.nu/gb68

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too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm

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(203): too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm http://tfl.nu/fqzs

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you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?

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(541): you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....? http://tfl.nu/ofi7

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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.

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(352): if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong. http://tfl.nu/rar8

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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?

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(+07): tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? http://tfl.nu/7v50

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(954): View more from Florida

I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.

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(954): I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago. http://tfl.nu/vwsn

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drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.

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(707): drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs. http://tfl.nu/ujxz

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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.

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(256): Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night. http://tfl.nu/gx6d

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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...

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(804): he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ... http://tfl.nu/7lew

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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar

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(818): I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar http://tfl.nu/o7a0

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Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?

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(778): Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird? http://tfl.nu/7neo

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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday

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(608): margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday http://tfl.nu/m5c8

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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses

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(423): he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses http://tfl.nu/s1hg

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just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.

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(301): just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom. http://tfl.nu/qack

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words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover

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(315): words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover http://tfl.nu/6ccc

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