Texts From Last Night

Favorite
(636): View more from Missouri

trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(636): trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites. http://tfl.nu/811n

Replies (10) Good night (4979) Bad night (788)
Favorite
(516): View more from New York

i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(516): i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles. http://tfl.nu/x8s9

Replies (15) Good night (7015) Bad night (722)
Favorite
(810): View more from Michigan

I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(810): I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years. http://tfl.nu/10l8

Replies (10) Good night (2308) Bad night (1008)
Favorite
(201): View more from New Jersey

Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop

(551): View more from New Jersey

I really wish I could say this is a new low for you

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(201): Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop (551): I really wish I could say this is a new low for you http://tfl.nu/0p1x

Replies (11) Good night (996) Bad night (3955)
Favorite
(574): View more from Indiana

We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(574): We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?" http://tfl.nu/lg4y

Replies (20) Good night (1143) Bad night (5833)
Favorite
(812): View more from Indiana

Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(812): Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was. http://tfl.nu/nuhx

Replies (28) Good night (8744) Bad night (837)
Favorite
(214): View more from Texas

did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(214): did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night? http://tfl.nu/w8rd

Replies (9) Good night (3908) Bad night (912)
Favorite
(304): View more from West Virginia

What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.

(1-304): View more from West Virginia

That wasn't intended for you, my bad.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(304): What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me. (1-304): That wasn't intended for you, my bad. http://tfl.nu/hfz2

Replies (23) Good night (5717) Bad night (1505)
Favorite
(563): View more from Iowa

when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(563): when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle. http://tfl.nu/q5ra

Replies (17) Good night (4641) Bad night (1335)
Favorite
(307): View more from Wyoming

Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(307): Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk http://tfl.nu/09b7

Replies (6) Good night (4281) Bad night (661)
Favorite
(386): View more from Florida

he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(386): he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor" http://tfl.nu/h9m9

Replies (26) Good night (1315) Bad night (5504)
Favorite
(206): View more from Washington

He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(206): He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears. http://tfl.nu/u9sm

Replies (20) Good night (2105) Bad night (3553)
Favorite
(613): View more from Ontario

Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(613): Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry... http://tfl.nu/3gdb

Replies (51) Good night (6503) Bad night (949)
Favorite
(630): View more from Illinois

You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(630): You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude. http://tfl.nu/zi0k

Replies (16) Good night (1115) Bad night (4124)
Favorite
(250): View more from British Columbia

I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(250): I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you. http://tfl.nu/p3o8

Replies (15) Good night (9602) Bad night (1055)

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: