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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on

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(818): All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on http://tfl.nu/912s

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(212): View more from New York

It's never good when you wake up covered with burns

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(212): It's never good when you wake up covered with burns http://tfl.nu/8fkk

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(908): View more from New Jersey

fireball beer pong. youre missing out

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how is that even possible?

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ove gloves.

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be there in ten.

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(908): fireball beer pong. youre missing out (732): how is that even possible? (908): ove gloves. (732): be there in ten. http://tfl.nu/dpvx

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(613): View more from Ontario

i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer

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(613): i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer http://tfl.nu/3jhr

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(207): View more from Maine

at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally

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(207): at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally http://tfl.nu/d50n

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(573): View more from Missouri

I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.

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(573): I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn. http://tfl.nu/8enu

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex

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(978): i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex http://tfl.nu/k76b

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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go

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(214): Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go http://tfl.nu/uzsa

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(504): View more from Louisiana

it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina

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(504): it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina http://tfl.nu/k8v5

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.

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(+44): Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint. http://tfl.nu/r0bi

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.

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(832): I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie. http://tfl.nu/bxsq

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(317): View more from Indiana

Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar

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(317): Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar http://tfl.nu/plcg

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(727): View more from Florida

A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!

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(727): A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend! http://tfl.nu/ajdu

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete

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(484): maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete http://tfl.nu/m91r

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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"

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(918): My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?" http://tfl.nu/ksw8

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