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Do you think there is vodka in heaven?

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you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity

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(858): Do you think there is vodka in heaven? (619): you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity http://tfl.nu/y8gk

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Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.

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(407): Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date. http://tfl.nu/dv8x

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the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.

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(540): the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years. http://tfl.nu/vthp

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Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.

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(914): Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase. http://tfl.nu/ryxu

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Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving

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(601): Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving http://tfl.nu/z8pa

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I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!

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(516): I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up! http://tfl.nu/z9ns

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If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab

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(425): If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab http://tfl.nu/ezlg

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How was your sisters wedding?

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Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.

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sisterhood ftl.

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(408): How was your sisters wedding? (1-408): Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so. (408): sisterhood ftl. http://tfl.nu/zr4n

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She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.

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(256): She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating. http://tfl.nu/eva0

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i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.

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(780): i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least. http://tfl.nu/btfu

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i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa

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sure if you go to prison

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(813): i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa (404): sure if you go to prison http://tfl.nu/yad5

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we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.

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(217): we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself. http://tfl.nu/xzvt

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She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"

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(208): She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it" http://tfl.nu/kuso

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There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it

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(813): There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it http://tfl.nu/xcmh

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she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.

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(315): she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game. http://tfl.nu/gk92

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