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Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.

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(817): Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3. http://tfl.nu/dq7j

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He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes

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(541): He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes http://tfl.nu/g6v6

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I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.

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No. Just liquor. Time's no good.

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(253): I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time. (281): No. Just liquor. Time's no good. http://tfl.nu/1yv7

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i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.

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(714): i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing. http://tfl.nu/3dga

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I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke

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(519): I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke http://tfl.nu/3o1y

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i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society

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(202): i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society http://tfl.nu/5vfp

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I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!

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(503): I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!! http://tfl.nu/reo6

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considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?

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(305): considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it? http://tfl.nu/ijgp

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you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?

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(312): you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were? http://tfl.nu/ge77

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She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"

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(610): She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it" http://tfl.nu/cfuj

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I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.

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(602): I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him. http://tfl.nu/z2qj

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HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...

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(469): HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers... http://tfl.nu/21iq

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Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.

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(779): Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me. http://tfl.nu/6ngm

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I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.

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(858): I've rolled joints bigger than that penis. http://tfl.nu/pgx0

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I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.

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(206): I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese. http://tfl.nu/0pie

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