she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You made out with two different species that night
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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