No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.