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You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.

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Shut up. I did not.

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I really wish I was making that up.

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(918): You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras. (1-918): Shut up. I did not. (918): I really wish I was making that up. http://tfl.nu/wbcz

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis

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(901): Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis http://tfl.nu/d468

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(305): View more from Florida

best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting

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(305): best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting http://tfl.nu/0qs3

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(248): View more from Michigan

girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.

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(248): girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing. http://tfl.nu/feuq

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?

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(919): Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen? http://tfl.nu/378f

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Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.

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(805): Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick. http://tfl.nu/20nm

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(310): View more from California

I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....

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(310): I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited.... http://tfl.nu/l21f

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I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history

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(650): I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history http://tfl.nu/ot0p

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(940): View more from Texas

shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.

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(940): shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth. http://tfl.nu/kuio

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning

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I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk

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(662): Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning (780): I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk http://tfl.nu/o2k0

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is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?

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(718): is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy? http://tfl.nu/hdnt

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i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo

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(413): i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo http://tfl.nu/a19q

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One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.

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(205): One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum. http://tfl.nu/g2t8

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Are you okay?

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Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.

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(908): Are you okay? (508): Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry. http://tfl.nu/ztu1

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(972): View more from Texas

they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

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(972): they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE! http://tfl.nu/deur

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